BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Randomize
