Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
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I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
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That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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