He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
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DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
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do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
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