Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
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I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
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Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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