I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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