I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
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If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
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I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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