I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
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He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
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Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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