I love having hate sex.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
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The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
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This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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