This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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