i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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