Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
