I will die if light touches me.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
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remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
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AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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