i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
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This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
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Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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