She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
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She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
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Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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