You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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