By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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