1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
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