But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
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When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
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How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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