Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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