But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
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sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
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Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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