And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
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HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
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Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
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