um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
