Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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