This girl is more easily done than said...
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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