No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
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