WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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