If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
well I can't set my house on fire every night
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
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It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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