I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
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It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
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Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Come share oat with me in your robe
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize