me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
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I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
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I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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