I got chris browned last night
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Randomize
