Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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