This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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