so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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