they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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