how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
My dick has a subreddit
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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