And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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