That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
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I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
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I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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