She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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