I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
my sisters under your porch take her home
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
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