Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
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