Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
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something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
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She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
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