Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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