Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
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