these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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