You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
Randomize
