Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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