at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Drake has all the answers
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
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