i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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