and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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