Where did you get a picture of my penis
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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