i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
