Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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