Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
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Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
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I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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